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Green Wank

1. When an individual, organization, or political group promotes or implements a seemingly eco-friendly initiative that is more about self-satisfaction or public image than delivering meaningful environmental benefits. Often overlooks practical solutions or creates unintended negative consequences elsewhere.
2. When an individual or group engages in performative or self-indulgent environmental actions that are designed to make them feel good or look virtuous but provide little to no actual environmental benefit.
3. A form of virtue signaling disguised as eco-consciousness.

See also Green Wash.
The Green Party proposing to reduce local sheep farming, even though it’s more sustainable here and the alternative is importing lamb from halfway around the world, is classic Green Wank.
by AuthenticFake December 2, 2024
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green screen kid

A person on YouTube that is under the age of 13 that uses the green screen feature on YouTube to steal people's content.
by anonacc6468 June 9, 2024
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green fn

someone shoots their shot and makes it (reference to when people playing 2k (basketball game) make a shot, specifically 3 pt shots i believe and call out “green fn”)
🧔🏾 ♂️:“I like your curly hair

Green fn”
by Bigballls March 9, 2024
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Green Mangoe

A succulent Vitoria Bitter, best served at room temperature out of a can.
Can't wait to knock the top of a few green mangoes this evening with the boys!
by Wimbus April 16, 2017
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Green

A person that isn't cool.
John: Did you know that Johnny is green?

James: No, I had no idea, but it makes sense.
by Ecoblaster99 January 18, 2021
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green goblin goober

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.
by Green Goblin Goober March 21, 2023
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green fn

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