oakland-american

Oakland-American is a term to describe the ghetto/hood-rat/shady crowd from the East Bay (San Francisco).

See New York's Bridge and Tunnel crowd.

"Every event in San Francisco has been ruined by the Bridge and Tunnel crowd."
"I think they prefer the term 'Oakland-American'"

by caltox January 2, 2014

Captain America Chest

when the female bosom is surrounded by vast, muscular pectoral muscles.

Dat bitch be ugly bro. she got dat captain america chest.

by joeldemort January 8, 2014

All American pizza

When you do a money shot on a girl with acne, while singing the Star Spangled Banner.

Jeff has great memories of All American Pizza, under the bleachers during the basketball games in high school.

money shot pizza face star-spangled under the bleachers basketball game

by TWG December 24, 2015

The American Piledriver of Destruction

Sending a bald eagle in search for a hot stripper, bringing her back and tie her around a flag pole with the American flag waving in the wind with the bald eagle standing on top of the flag pole watch as Cam Newton throws a perfect spiral of absolute destruction into her. AMERICA FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!

Luke: Cam Newton with the American Piledriver of Destruction, did amazing.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.

by geageoheglhaen December 5, 2015

The American Dream®

The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.

Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away

Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait

My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here

My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true

American by the Offspring

Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me

Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.

Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®

by LoZander May 10, 2016

pocket american

The use of other Countries to use American taxpayer pockets to fund their needs.

If someone stole my bike I'd sure like to have a Pocket American Handy.

A way of funding NATO.

by N8s76 June 1, 2016

All-American slam

When a fat ass belly flops on a bitch with an American flag hanging out of her vagina screaming while falling "ALL AMERICAN SLAM" and when he ejaculates bacon grease comes out of the dick hole

I All-American slammed that bitch to the ground

by Cracker Jack fuck March 19, 2017