the beans

The beans is equivalent to the tea.

Spill the beans/ spill the tea.

“Here’s the beans,”

“Did you hear what happened in Florida?

No omg beans?”

by Beerbrat May 16, 2019

Mexican Bean Mash

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom

Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!

by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025

Beans

A food that boomers use to be cool in the eyes of gen z

Boomer:Hey kid I’m cool beans
Gen z kid: ok boomer

by Well yes but no March 28, 2021

Bean bagged

Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.

She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me

by OlBrotherB November 7, 2022

Lil String Bean

Lil string bean is basically just a very short string bean. That is about it.

Wow, I am just as short as a lil string bean - everyone.

by H I June 8, 2018

Bean

Tim/Furious_Syndrome (twitch.tv/Furious_Syndrome)

Blazing: Tim is a bean
Tim: Nuuu you're a bean
Blazing: no u

by ThatFander September 19, 2020

Keen as beans

keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind

Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024