Simp

You, you are a simp!

If you've ever genuinely appreciated someone you are a simp you absolute clown.

Person one: Yeah I love my gf she's great

Person two: Bro... You fucking simp

Person one: We've been dating for three years! She's the love of my life

Person two: Bruh you literally are simping I can't take this sMh smh

by A total loser May 14, 2020

Simp

A guy named jose

“Damn, look at that simp!”

by Gayguy.09 April 3, 2022

Simp

Simp is an Internet slang term describing someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in order to win their affection

Alicia: Omg Sofi is such a simp!
Sam: Sofi is the embodiment of the word simp.
Sofi: BRUH.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

Simp

“If you’re only being nice cuz you wanna lay the pipe, your a simp... if you buy her all new clothes and she says ‘Well thank you, bro,’ you’re a simp,” - Yung Nugget

“Ryan is such a simp”

by nickabrukidding March 4, 2020

Simp

Garret Stone

Garret stone is such a simp

by Stankbootya113 October 19, 2020

Simp

Any guy named Kollin

Kollin apologized for getting booted offline, now he’s a simp.

by Big Dick Bmack May 12, 2020

SIMP

Popular Acronym from S1E25 of the hit animated TV Show Phineas and Ferb , where the side character, Candace Flynn, dances and sings about the Squirrels roaming around your pants.

Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!

by Dothefig December 9, 2019