Milk chocolate sex

A mix between vanilla and chocolate sex. A new invention created.

Othmane just discovered what milk chocolate sex was

by Cybergirlfriendd September 26, 2023

panzer chocolate

German name for amphetamines used by soldiers in tanks to stay awake for three days.

We stayed awake with panzer chocolate.

by aw_vw September 28, 2023

Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023

Forbidden Chocolate

A type of chocolate that consists of laxatives.

Please be sure not to eat that Forbidden Chocolate, or you will have diarrhea!

by Killercoke2 April 3, 2024

chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

Chocolate Rain

a funny song made by a TayZonday

Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain.

by bepboopbap April 13, 2024

Chocolate Bracelet

When you anally fist somebody but go too deep for the glove you're wearing.

Yo I saw Carl at the bus stop rockin' a chocolate bracelet.

by ThickNessie April 15, 2024