A phrase use to denote that a person is trying to make others follow rules without having to follow them themselves.
Jane apparently has a rules for thee and not for me type of logic regarding her staff fucking the retards in her group home because she's trying to bully me into following the rules why simultaneously protect Kendra from having to follow them. Kendra complains about me not doing my job but she's fucking the retard and only works if I leave it all my work for the child murderer. Rules for thee and not for me I guess.
by Hym Iam December 03, 2020
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Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
by Ford Leiden December 29, 2009
A phrase that is meant to request action from someone. Whether it be for said person to go get something or do the speaker a "solid" of some sort. It is often misunderstood completely by the speaker's intended target, resulting in an unfullfilled request and an overwhelming sense of "wow that guy/girl is a little bitch". The object of the phrase, "ball", can be interchanged with any desired noun that the speaker would like to be given to them.
Eric: Yo, ball me outrageous with some stump dat.
Vinny: Ight man, imma stump you outrageous
or
Vinny: Alright this pizza's done except it needs meatball. Rob, ball me outrageous.
Rob: What?
Vinny: damnit!
Vinny: Ight man, imma stump you outrageous
or
Vinny: Alright this pizza's done except it needs meatball. Rob, ball me outrageous.
Rob: What?
Vinny: damnit!
by Sir Vincenzo February 24, 2009
Adjective: To be jewed out.
A common occurrence of when an individual may restrict someone's right to an object or thing that they are obliged too often related to funds.
A common occurrence of when an individual may restrict someone's right to an object or thing that they are obliged too often related to funds.
For example:
1. "Mate, Hayley had a full tank when we left and half a tank when we got there, I paid her for 2 tanks worth. SHES JEWING ME OUT!"
1. "The bar just jewed me out of a free pint with the steak"
1. "Mate, Hayley had a full tank when we left and half a tank when we got there, I paid her for 2 tanks worth. SHES JEWING ME OUT!"
1. "The bar just jewed me out of a free pint with the steak"
by Tckjkh December 04, 2013
I went over to my ex-girlfriend's house to see if we could patch things up. But, she already had another dude over there, some "Gym Me Buff It" guy.
by Jimmy "all you can eat" Buffet December 27, 2006
by Austin Caballero March 03, 2014