Slump Day

1/20/17 at 12 noon EST, when one of the most gracious and capable leaders the free world has had in the last 50 years will be replaced by one of the most crass, immature, impulsive, and self aggrandizing the free world has ever experienced.

Conservative family member: Woo hoo! NObama day is almost here!
Sensible family member: Great... I'm going to celebrate Slump Day by applying for jobs overseas so I can put as much distance between me and the spectacle that our country has become.

by Good_God_what_have_we_done January 18, 2017

day sick

When you pretend like you are sick all day but then someone asks you to go out at night and all of a sudden you're all better.

Day: Honey, I'm so sick. You take care of the kids.

Night: I'm feeling a little better. Joe asked me to go to the bar. See you later.

Wife: I thought you were sick
Husband: I was just day sick.

by mcoop21 February 6, 2017

stickman day

A dah where we must appreciate all of the stickman in the world

Yooooooo its stickman day we gotta appreciate the skinny dude over there

by Fattttyyyytyyy December 6, 2019

dislecksia day

a day to celebrate dyslecksia

Skai- aww mahh gaddd it be feelin like dislecksiau dey
najeeb- it is dislecksia day, lil skai jackson.

by imdislecksick December 17, 2019

Blowjob Day

On October 9th all girlfriends must give their boyfriends bowjobs without exceptions. If your girl does not do this you are entitled to 5 free blowjobs whenever you want.

Girl: Hey it’s national blowjob day, lie down

Boy: Guess it is

by Bigblacksock69420 October 6, 2020

tofurkey day

the day everyone gets together to eat tofurkey and gravy, mashed potatoes, and stuffing. or field roast en croute baked in a covered pan. aka the last thursday in november.

i can't wait for tofurkey day. going to eat and have seconds, thirds, and fourths. mmm mmmmm

by baily2 November 1, 2012

Ladies day

When a bloke takes a day off work to do his man jobs around the house, making a new man hole, installing a rain tank, puttying up holes in the wall, painting the wall, planting his passion fruit, going the caravan show etc....

gardening painting going to the caravan show Ladies day

by Coopsie December 18, 2012