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december 19

Today you have to fuck with your girlfriend while you're listening to 'La Vie en Rose' by Edith Piaf, because today is her birthday. The sex- session have to be very sensual and according to the rythm of the song.
hey, Martha, let's fuck slowly and gently, today it's december 19
by 110 c.c. August 23, 2019
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December 10th

National hug your grandmother day. You never see her, admit it. Just go down the river and through the woods and hug her.
Kid: *Hugs grandmother*
Grandmother: Why'd you do that?
Kid: Its December 10th!
by artificialbook December 10, 2020
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12 December

12 December- act flirty with everyone, including your crush
My friends : Why were you so flirty today?
Me : It's 12 December
by Smexy_definitions December 11, 2021
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December 2

Mirror world date is the 2nd of December.
by Don't you know who I am November 23, 2023
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December 3rd

still remember the third of December, me in your sweater
You said it looked better on me than it did you
Only if you knew how much I liked you
But I watch your eyes as she
Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
I wish I were Heather
I wish I were Heather
(Oh, oh)
Wish I were Heather
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were...
TODAY IS NATIONAL WEAR YOUR CUTEST SWEATER/ GIVE SOMEONE YOUR CUTEST SWEATER DAY ( december 3rd )
LIST OF PLACES TO GET SUPER CUTE SWEATERS DOWN BELOW 👇
by V4g!na<3 December 2, 2021
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December 12

December 12 is national slap your taller friend.
Shorter friend: hey it is time for pay back because it is December 12.

Taller friend: wait what?
* shorter friend slaps him*
by donuts are good December 11, 2020
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half birthday december 5th

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!
'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'
by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022
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