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Cat Driving a Bus

Dude I totally saw a "Cat Driving a bus."

IM DRIVING A BUS MEOOOOWOWWW!!!!NYAAAAA! *CRASH*
by Zossimus September 22, 2010
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cat flappy

The product of applying too much catsup to a burger or sandwich. When pressing down on the bread it jets the excess catsup out all over the plate and maybe yourself, thus looking like the sandwich has quiffed.
"Oh shit son! This burger just pulled a cat flappy!"
by Lunchbox Surpise April 23, 2007
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Cool for Cats

The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass
The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass
The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the beating she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hats
And Davy Crockett rides around and says it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats (cool for cats)
The Sweeney's doing ninety 'cause they've got the word to go
They get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how their missus always look so bleeding same
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like, "How's your father?" and they're very cool for cats
They're cool for cats (cool for cats)
To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub
On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough
I fancy this, I fancy that, I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober I've forgotten what I've had
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
Cool for cats (cool for cats)
Shape up at the disco and I think I've got a pull
I ask her lots of questions and she hangs on to the wall
I kiss her for the first time and then I take her home
I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone
She likes to go to discos but she's never on her own
I said I'll see you later and give her some old chat
But it's not like that on the TV when it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats (cool for cats)
by WorseThanHitler March 22, 2021
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I peels cats

The phrase "I peels cats," comes from a song titled "How Many Times?" by Insane Clown Posse. In the song, there is a monologue by a man who claims he peels CAPS, which has been mistaken for CATS. A cap-peeler, however, is someone who shoots guns a lot.

By the way, Insane Clown Posse sucks major ass.
Dawg, I peels cats. I peels cats all day long, mu'fucka. The call me the big wheeler cat peeler, ya know what I'm sayin'?
by Rena. August 23, 2011
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bag o' cats

Refers to someone who is being particularly surly, moody, sour or otherwise unpleasant, a.k.a., a bitch.

Best when said in a real Irish accent.
She's like a bag o' cats.
by j-baby's baby August 25, 2008
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The cat licked the pies

A phrase used to show the unimportance of something. Similar to "no big deal" or "no worries."
"Aww shoot I failed my midterm!"
"Ehh the cat licked the pies, just do better on the final!"
by The cat who licked pies November 27, 2009
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Crazy cat lady

A crazy cat lady can be a woman who owns more cats than municipal code allows. However, an oft-unheard of definition of 'crazy cat lady' is the very inverse of the original: a man who claims women are crazy cat ladies as a defense mechanism when in reality he himself owns more cats than municipal code allows, but hides this fact from friends, family, and co-workers in order to avoid the stereotypical norms that those who own multiple cats are solitary, human females. As a result, while 'lady' often denotes a female human, in this case it represents a closeted male 'cat-lover'. Signs someone is such a closeted, male, cat-lover include calling other humans in their lives 'cat ladies', 'crazy cat ladies', and using obtuse logic to prove others fit this mold - when in fact, it is the person calling out cat lovers, who loves cats most of all and is in fact a 'crazy cat lady'.
Human one: You're a crazy cat lady!

Human two: Since you are calling ME a crazy cat lady, I can deduce that in fact it is YOU who are a crazy cat lady - despite the fact that your are male. It is okay, crazy cat lady/man, I accept you.
by crazycatlady1109 August 1, 2018
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