Black market

Everyone wants what they don't have. You have speed, I have weed. You're nervous about having pills you stole from your brother, I ought to be nervous about having something illegal, but I'm not because I'm stoned. Let's trade so we each get the right thing, you need to calm down, I need to be more paranoid.

I'd like to take some of my brothers speed pills and see if I can make some money on the black market, I'm tired of waiting around hours and hours at work to get paid whatever I'll take for my efforts.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2016

Blackness Monster

aka Blak Ness Monster is an African-Canadian, Toronto based surrealist who's work hints on the struggle and stereotypes of a black male misunderstood. He plays on the fear directed towards his race, and through life experiences, realized he honed the power to manipulate and instill fear in the minds of others. With his bold fashion statements, actions, speech and "Blak" art, he views the world as his social experiment.

- Andy Warhol

Blak ness Monster is a surrealist.
Blackness Monster the FEAR of a black person. Monsters feed on fear.

by DAndy Warhol October 17, 2011

Black Card

A bank card that only used at black owned establishments

Some white lady asked if I wanted to buy something and I told her I only owned a black card

by The LettiLady December 21, 2022

black hole

the worst possible situation a single person can find themselves in on a night out. Generally occurs when a relatively attractive female is not fully paying attention to her surrondings and is ambushed by a male that she is not at all interested. After the ambush is sprung, the attacker sucks the other person into a painstaking and dreadful conversation and/or some sort of physical activitiy (like dancing) with possibly no end in sight. A black hole eats up signifigant amount of time for one to scope out and make a move on possible interests.

Audrey:" Hey Rachel how was that godforsaken bar you went to tonight. I think it is called Trinity?"

Rachel:"Yeah thats it. Oh my gosh. I am surprised I got out of there at all. The place was fill with black holes."

Audrey: "Oh well, we both know that place is not known for having quality anything, and we always come back extemely uphappy. DO NOT GO THERE EVER AGAIN!"

by RayRayC September 11, 2011

black dookies

Somewhere who where’s black dookies (black air force 1’s) is very dangerous... VERY dangerous

Tina “he had on black dookies.”
Mina “don’t trust him, he’s very dangerous”

by B LASHE September 22, 2019

Black Market

where they sell goods too good for the general public...you have to be really great on society to shop here. and not as expensive here. these products are more advance than what's open to the general public. even technology, cars, foods, and other great stuff. even has a VIP section for even better stuff but only VIP knows about that. just to cut the urban legends of black market selling illegal goods. that's why people don't like outsider looking in. judging us the wrong way. although people in the general public can and will make these things illegal out of pure jealousy. and turn your feelings to you into pure hate.

i got the best thing at the black market today. it was a steal.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Black Roses

When you save half burnt weed for later

Bro, I just remembered I got a little jar of “Black Roses” saved for times like this...

by Gortops June 4, 2019