Dick Vitale

when a guy and a girl and having drunk sex and the guy takes his dick and puts it in the girl's ass even though she's unwilling. the guy proceeds to yell, "THAT'S AWESOME BABY!".

guy 1: hey bro i saw you leave jim's party with ashley last night. where'd you guys go?

guys 2: yea man, her parents were asleep so we went to her house for awhile

guy 1: nice, what'd you guys do?

guys 2: we watched a movie in the basement and drank some of her parent's alcohol then i dick vitaled her

guy 1: your sick mother f---er

guy 2: i know

by B B B B-Unit February 6, 2008

Dick-up

1. To prepare or tenderize something by using one's penis, usually used in a fast flapping motion followed by bringing the penis down on the object.

2. To use your penis as a tool

1." Hunnie wtf is this cake doing on the table!"
"I need you to dick it up for me baby"
"oh ok"
Swoosh flap flap smoosh smack
"ok baby the cake's all dicked-up!"

2. "Dude!, the bitch fell asleep on me so I had to dick-up her face"

by titsmcgeefuckme June 10, 2008

blood dick

A man who has intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.

Aww, man. You fucked Jenny while she was on the rag? You're such a blood dick.

by Ibby72 January 16, 2011

shit-dicking

Using one's dick to push in the shit of another. Primarily used to describe the "male" in a homosexual relationship ; Shit-dick, Shit-dicker, Shit-dicked

"Man that stiltzdaddy has been shit-dicking a TON of dudes lately."

by the guy who beat up your roomy March 9, 2010

balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis

"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"

by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015

dick jewelry

A girl. The expression comes from the fact that many girls are merely symbols of achievement for males. A ring is a symbol of wealth or achievement worn on the finger; similarly a girl is a symbol of achievement worn on the dick. In simpler terms: a girl is nothing more than something hopefully pretty that you wear on your dick, like the ring from above.

John: Man, Robs chick is hot!!
Phil: Yeah, shes one fine piece of dick jewelry

by Phil McCrakin October 16, 2006

Dick Alert

A Dick Alert is...

1. A thing someone says to there friends right before a dickhead walks up to them.
2. A new item that goes off when someone is getting raped (fucked in the ass/pussy when they dont wont it to happen) by another male/female in prison.
3. A (silent) alarm (also known as Pig Alert or popo alert) that goes off when cops are pullin up into a meth lab.
4. Someone that woke up from a bad dream (involing a dick) and where very alert from it.

1. Person1: OH SHIT "DICK ALERT"!
Person2: OH FUCK WE NEED TO RUN BEFORE HE GETS HERE!
Person1: Good idea!

2. Alarm: "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert"
Cops: omfg get in there fast and stop the raping!

3. (Silent) Alarm: "DICK ALERT"
Person1: OH FUCK! Everyone fire at the dicks (cops, pigs, or popo)

4. Person1: -awakes fastly after dream- oh shit dick alert!!! i had that dream again!!!!

by Taterbawls January 9, 2010