i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place

me: my phone number is

me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD

help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions by VincentGo! November 27, 2022

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The back side of the urban dictionary

Hi! Well uh, thi is even more secret than the secret side uh... Heres the nutrition info of the urban dictionary then.

CALORIES
150
Calcium 40mg 2%
Carbohydrate Total 18g 6%
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Total Calories 150
Total Fat 8g 10%

Total Fat Saturated Fat 1g 6%

Total Fat Trans Fatty Acids 0g
Iron 0.3mg 0%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Potassium 50mg 0%
Sodium 210mg 9%
Protein 2g
Sugars 1g
IQ 0.000000001 mg
And that is the nutrition info of the back side of the urban dictionary

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Naomi Zainal is a famous name urban dictionary

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why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

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