Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.

Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.

by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025

double chunk chocolate cookie

The new Costco cookie.

We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!

by CostoLover16 December 7, 2024

chocolate

The most delicious snack in the entire universe.
There are:
Chocolate bars

Chocolate-chip cookies
Melted Chocolate
And much more...

Chocolate is the reason for life.

by spongeboblover101 April 20, 2018

chocolate makeover

When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.

Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.

There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.

by Shidface July 28, 2019

Chocolate stardust

Snorting coke off of a prostitutes ass with your thumb up her ass, and then sucking off your thumb.

Paid about tree fiddy to chocolate stardust with dat bitch ass prostitute Charlene. What a hoe.

by MoosiePoopsie September 10, 2016

the chocolate beer

When you shit in a cup and call it Sam Adams.

I totally gave my girl the chocolate beer last night, she's not my girl anymore.

by Thepervyjew February 7, 2017

Chocolate Kenny

When a white person falls for a black person

“Did you see George’s new girlfriend?” “The black girl, yeah. Bro took a chocolate Kenny”

by dragonvaleenjoyer February 28, 2024