Mexican Maternity ward

When all of the stalls in a Mexican restaurant's bathroom are occupied. Grunting can typically be heard, much like a real maternity ward.

I had to deliver a turd baby, but it was a total Mexican maternity ward in there! I nearly shit myself!

by Itnotrad February 18, 2026

Mexican Foghat

When you eat a huge bowl of chili, wait two hours, fart inside a paper bag, then quickly cover someone's head.

Amy was giving my shit about how bad the chili tasted so I slapped her with a Mexican foghat and then asked her, " how'd that taste?"

by plansant February 25, 2026

Mexican snorkel

When you stick a snorkel up a torta’s bum and you enhale the bum juice through the snorkel.

Wow, Oskar really Mexican snorkeled that torta

by Krizzy7 February 28, 2026

Mexican glory hole

A big ass hole with a large ass piece of chorizo sticking through. The chorizo is George Lopezs' floppy wrinkled cock.

My man Carl right here tried out my new Mexican glory hole. His cock is now in some tacos de vergasada con salsa picaverga.

by Xx_Epsitens.cousin_xX March 3, 2026