James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.

Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.

by TedHate43 September 7, 2025

James

A virgin

Bro that guy is such a James.

by USdabqueen November 15, 2022

James

Someone who is really hot and sexy and gets all of the ladies. Has an IQ of over 165.

Damn James!

by The Real James C November 25, 2021

JAMES

GOD

THANK JAMES I GOT PAID EARLY

by Jamesworshipper December 21, 2020

James Mars

Funniest bloke at the party.

Hahahaha should’ve seen me last night, I was such a James Mars.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020

James

i ran cross country they with this kid and he became OBSESSED in like the first 2 hours of practice. he tried to hit on my, said our kids would look beautiful, and a whole bunch of other crap. i never dated this kid, and never wanted to but he would JUST NOT QUIT!!! if you EVER run track or cross country with a scrawny little kid named James, don’t go near him he’s just a waste of space >:3

wait, James asked you to send pictures of your WHAT??

by yourlocaltaxcollector February 16, 2025

Dan James

The act of diving and flopping around because you are weak

Oh no Lew has gone full Dan James again

by HarryLFC52 November 4, 2019