Stepan moment

A moment where you are so incredibly stupid no one can believe it. Named after one Stepan because he's mind blowingly stupid.

Miguel: *Tries to open a push door by pulling*

Greg: What the fuck are you doing?

Miguel: Stepan moment!

by Officer_Greg January 4, 2024

Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.

My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022

Blud Moment

A moment where the user Blud^Milk intentionally says or creates the most mind-numbing statement.

"Yo, that post is kinda cringy... but at the same time, it seems ironic."

"Talk about a Blud Moment."

by qwerty-u September 8, 2021

Bode moment

A blonde moment/Constant mummbling

dude you had a bode moment.

by Mumbles,,, November 22, 2010

Nick moment

Being so fanomanaly retarded that you misspell phenomenally and sometimes you will have cats on curtains

bruh Yoshi curtain that's a Nick moment

by Pieper picked a dildo July 30, 2022

an elise moment

When someone starts talking about something they don't have a clue about and start making it up as they go.
Or
Someone who messes up Bad or mistakes something or someone for something or someone else

OMG Megan had no idea what she was talking about in science. She was having such an Elise moment.

by DreamingAbout153 March 1, 2017

take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah

Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer May 25, 2024