The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.
by human toaster oven February 9, 2021

by Bunger13 September 29, 2022

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.
by MARGRET MARY July 12, 2017

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.
by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020

Everyone: Omd we've been dating for ages
That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone
That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone
by ThAt_AnNoyMuS_USeR August 28, 2020

An interesting piece of food that will make you feel butterflies near your bro in the hot tub. (Then you make bubbles)
As the beans are gas bombs that you eat.
As the beans are gas bombs that you eat.
by Therealgoatishereforall January 10, 2022
