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poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 26, 2019
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Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!
Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt
by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019
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the brown thing that exits through the anis...
mom i have to put my poop in the sink and flush the shower
by Trump from the govrnment March 27, 2019
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Poop

Poop means a brown solid that forms in your abdomen by mixing a different variety of food. At some point, you will want to go poop
Me: Damn. I ate so much food!

(1 hour later)
Me: OMG! I GOT TO POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lIL POTATO HEAD March 27, 2019
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Brown sticky stuff that comes out of your butt
Bro did you see how big my poop was last night? It was like I was getting anal fucked by OG Mugbone.
by Poopman21 April 4, 2019
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