It's like being a cock blocker, but for when you're trying to take a shit in a public restroom (office, restaurant, school, etc.). You go in there and there is someone in there and they can tell that you want to take a shit, but they stay in there to do their makeup, hair, take and excessively long time to pee or, most commonly, they are trying to wait you out cuz they have to shit too (inevitably resulting in a shit-showdown).
Person 1: man I was just trying to go poo and Jennifer came in and started to do her hair, so I just peed and left.
Person 2: yeah, she's a total shit blocker
Damn I got shitblocked 3 times in a row. I still haven't gone.
Person 2: yeah, she's a total shit blocker
Damn I got shitblocked 3 times in a row. I still haven't gone.
by goontym January 8, 2010
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Get the Shit Runt mug.Andy woke up with a hangover from the night before and immediately had to take a giant drinking shit.
by Hoju123 November 21, 2009
Get the Drinking Shit mug.The universal troubles caused to you by being part of a family. So called because they are familiar to all concerned.
Membership and/or participation in family activities cause well known types of this shit.
Membership and/or participation in family activities cause well known types of this shit.
What's up Greg?
My uncle caused a scene over Thanksgiving and my mum was crying over the wasted effort to have a nice dinner.
Yeah, I can totally do without that familia shit; my sister wanted to go out and my dad said not looking like that but she did so anyway, so then he gets on my case and says i should get off my lazy ass and get a job.
My uncle caused a scene over Thanksgiving and my mum was crying over the wasted effort to have a nice dinner.
Yeah, I can totally do without that familia shit; my sister wanted to go out and my dad said not looking like that but she did so anyway, so then he gets on my case and says i should get off my lazy ass and get a job.
by StewieG Wannabe December 1, 2009
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by bosstone75 January 7, 2011
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