Mexican Maternity ward

When all of the stalls in a Mexican restaurant's bathroom are occupied. Grunting can typically be heard, much like a real maternity ward.

I had to deliver a turd baby, but it was a total Mexican maternity ward in there! I nearly shit myself!

by Itnotrad February 18, 2026

Mexican Foghat

When you eat a huge bowl of chili, wait two hours, fart inside a paper bag, then quickly cover someone's head.

Amy was giving my shit about how bad the chili tasted so I slapped her with a Mexican foghat and then asked her, " how'd that taste?"

by plansant February 25, 2026

Mexican snorkel

When you stick a snorkel up a torta’s bum and you enhale the bum juice through the snorkel.

Wow, Oskar really Mexican snorkeled that torta

by Krizzy7 February 28, 2026