Mount Rainier High School

MRHS is a large high school in Des Moines, Wa. Everyone living in Des Moines went there. The people at this school are either completely uninvolved stoner slacker Running Start students, or overinvolved preppy kids trying to salvage what little school spirit we have. There are maybe 2 parties per year, both of which are probably thrown by over zealous 5th year seniors. There are a lot of drug dealers, and twice as many snitches. The few good looking girls are complete sluts, like nasty hos, and all of the decent guys only lust after Kennedy girls. Most kids graduate and stay in Des Moines for the rest of their lives, probably working at Wesley Homes or the Gardens. Basically, unless your in "that group", welcome to hell for the next four years. You'll probably graduate being a pill popper with a 1.4. Oh also, we lose every single homecoming game.

Q:Hey are you going to that Mount Rainier High School party?
A:No, they're homos.

by Jimmy Mc. Deeny February 8, 2010

North Andover High School

The only public high school in the town of North Andover. Huge school, really nice, brand new (built it in 2004). Generally filled with a bunch of twats that like to get drunk and then post about it all over Twitter and Tumblr. Most girls are under the false impression that because they post on Tumblr they're fuckin champions.

Sports teams are really good, especially football and wrestling. Most kids that compete in either of those two sports are total meatheads so going to NAHS fares well for them. Not as bad as Lawrence high schools.

Kid 1: Yeah I smoke weed but I got into a good college and am getting good grades, just like most of the kids that come out of North Andover High School.

by jim dingle October 31, 2011

Columbine High School Massacre

The Columbine High School massacre was a school shooting that occurred on April 20, 1999, at Columbine High School in Columbine, an unincorporated area of Jefferson County, Colorado, U.S. (Wikipedia)

Date: April 20, 1999
Location: Columbine High School, Colorado, United States
Total number of deaths: 15 (including both perpetrators)
Shooters: Dylan Klebold, Eric Harris
Perpetrators: Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold
Weapons: TEC-9, Hi-Point Carbine, Knife

Columbine High School Massacre was a Devastating Event, taking away 15 lives, including those of the perpetrators. It was found, nonetheless, that the perpetrators, Dylan Kebold and Eric Harris, were depressed and constantly bullied at school.

by The Canadian Textbook February 24, 2018

Post High School Complex

Someone who immediately out of High School begins attempting to make up for their lack of former social standing. They commonly overcompensate by Buddy Whoring, and doing anything they can to hook up with previously unnatainable females.

Christopher, suffering from Post High School Complex, is 22 and has a particular interest in High School cheerleaders.

by 3 zero 3 November 25, 2011

Merl Grove High School

This is a distinguished institution with honorable ladies (who DONT give BUN)
Which is well known for sadamistry (battymanism/lesbianism) as well as former chopper principal(Dr Fullerton).
This school hold a unbreakable title for some of the thickest girls ever known to man.

Many time this prestigious institution fall victim to the atrocious creatures of Calabar High School.

(boy 1 )Hey bro look over there at that eloquent lady sitting down waiting for her bus which number I want.
(boy 2)I can already tell that she goes to Merl Grove High School
to the boys prediction they were correct but unfortunately they were declined due to the fact she was a sadamite 😞

by bigbattygyalcomewhineinamiface January 1, 2023

Wisconsin Dells High School

An overcrowded school in WI that has no shortage of rude rich kids, stressful classes, hoes, and is prone to making it's students stressed and wishing they could jump off of the near by bridge or various cliffs found in town. The school is also known for doing fuck all when it comes to bullying or any other problems it's students may face while attending.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "Wisconsin Dells High School"
Person 1: "Oh.. I'm so sorry."

by dumbh03 October 22, 2019

Snake River High school

A crummy High school located in the Riverside area of Idaho often abbreviated SR, no single person knows exactly what town it is in. Once a hub for jocks and steroid using champs, Snake river has fallen from grace and become a boring Mormon H.Q., things were not always so bad for SR, once know for everyone hooking up and having fun, even winning state football and basketball sever years in a row, Snake river still has a long standing rivalry with they're much larger counterparts from across the river which many students still lay claim to the other side starting it, but now most students concern themselves about what they're favorite non-alcoholic/caffeinated drink is.

Person 1: Remember when snake river high school was great?

Person 2: yeah man good times, good times.... wana go read the book of Mormon?

by Snow hiker June 28, 2010