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Belgian Chocolate Croquette

The act of rolling one's bowel movement in a batter and deep fried it.
The candy shouldn't be left in the fryer for more than 1 minute in order to keep the center soft.

It's the winter alternative to the Kentucky klondike bar.
She slammed those Belgian Chocolate Croquette in her dick hole like there was no tomorrow.
by Godelieve Van De Putte August 5, 2021
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Chocolate covered Vegan

When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”
“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!
by Libdill August 26, 2021
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Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019
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chocolate paintjob

the act of plastic wrapping shit to ones car
"my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a chocolate paintjob."
by fukurdog October 10, 2019
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Chocolate Reindeer

When a guy, possibly drunk and dressed as Santa, gives his partner one up the arse from behind, whilst grabbing her hair ( preferably pigtailed for full giddy up effect ) and saying Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!
Boast; The missus was so pissed last night, she let me ride the Chocolate Reindeer!
by Used_Fuzzbox December 18, 2013
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Worshiping Chocolate

Someone who is into poop Fetishes or has a kink for poops of all kinds. They may worship or find poop sexually arousing
He is the only person I know that loves worshiping chocolate. He told me the other day to shit in his mouth for $80 and I said I'd poop in a bag and sent mail instead. He complied
by Mezulu03 September 29, 2022
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Chocolate Popsicle

When you fuck somebody in the ass, they shit on it, you pull it out and lick it off like chocolate ice cream
Can you give me the chocolate Popsicle later?
by Ddr4r4m April 17, 2024
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