Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.

Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.

by idk_go away June 22, 2020

The Bro code Elder

The Elder of the Bro code is the head of the High Table, a mystical man who is the holder of the Bro code. The Elder is the only man who can edit the Bro code, he is also the only man who can decide over the Bro tribunals. He who leads a mutiny against the Elder is punished by a punishment spoken by the Elder.

The Elder resides in the South American country of Suriname.
The Elder is the almighty beholder of the Bro code.
The Elder has the initials SOD.

His fate shall be decided by the Elder. The Elder is the being who decides over the Bro code. The Bro code Elder is the highest power who oversees all bro code punishments.

by Shivaraj May 11, 2020

Bro code

Before I begin, the bro code is not a set in stone thing, there are certain rules that someone may or may not be comfortable with.

1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken

2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is

3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship

4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together

5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend

6. Nod up: Sup

Nod down: respect

7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there

8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him

Timmy: I gotta hang out with Tiffany
Tom: Bro you gotta follow the bro code

by fujh May 15, 2023

Nah bro fr?

A common phrased used when someone says something stupid.

Stupid person: The sky is blue
Smart Person: Nah bro fr?

by starselect December 2, 2023

blinded by the bro

When someone makes bad decisions based the level of friendship with another dude.

Dude, he's barely making it himself but he's footing the bill for that freeloader's ICP ticket, even letting him crash on the couch without throwing in. He's blinded by the bro, and it's going to end up costing him.

by ThreadMaestro May 30, 2019

BrO YoUR HAckiNg

something a seven year old syas when they get mad in a game because they couldn't beat you.

7yr: BrO YoUr HaCkINg
some guy: It's called skills buddy.
7yr: gclaviqcubciluwg

by your local soup store July 21, 2022

Sarcastic Bro

Normie Facebook page, made by some indian guy. Thinks he's dank, but he's heaven for normies.

*some random gay shit*
Sarcastic Bro: THIS IS SO SAD, CAN WE GET FIFTY LIKES?

by Can we get 50 likes February 27, 2018