resume fish

When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.

John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.

by LA Star November 18, 2020

North Star Fishing

Fishing Channel on YouTube. Go sub they are very entertaining! They make videos on every kind of fishing from bass to carp to dogfish to hat.

I subscribed to North Star Fishing

by That One Cheezit January 31, 2021

FISH

A specific object which can kill people after being comsumed on airplanes.

...And in 10 minutes after eating this fish becomes a useless vomiting piere of rubbish

by ZAva-s March 29, 2022

fish

substitute word for the curse word fuck. Usually used by people who love randomness. Can be used in multiple ways.

Girl: i walked outside and it was raining, so i was like nuh-uh im not getting wet. The fish do i look like? A tree?
Boy: No... no you don't .___.

Girl: what the fish is wrong with you?
Girl's friend: asdfghjkl '______'

by Gothgirl October 22, 2013

matt fish

"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."

Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.

by FishBone555 May 23, 2018

Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.

Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.

by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024

yellow fish

Fish from the game "Stupid Invaders" that swims and sings "Ra ta ta ta ta ra ta ta ta, don't pee on the floor, use the commadoor."

"I love the yellow fish."
"Me too"

by rywee April 22, 2022