Simp

Simp king is usually a person called David!

Damn David really do be a simp but at least he simps over his girlfriend only!

by RULA G June 28, 2020

Simp

A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.

Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.

by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020

Simp

If anyone named Dylan puts his gf name in his insta page

Wow. What a fucking simp

by Yeet then skeet June 20, 2020

No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

Simps-R-US

When caitlonias says " I love you *** **** , you are my bestfreind and my favorite person and I want to breed with you so hard"

Can you believe it? Its like simps-R-US over here

by Hugh janus888 June 13, 2021

Simp

Quill

Omg quill stop being a simp

by Big man chad January 2, 2022

Simp

Some dumb pendeja named maria

She is retarded simp and don't know anything becuz she a simp

by Dbuxns February 15, 2020