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Space hopper Metallica Tits

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks
Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”
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top tit twister

having sex so fast that her titty twists
yoo... sorry for pulling the top tit twister on you last night
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i like misty because she got big tits

people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot

eden: who is your favourite pokémon character

george:I like misty (she has big tits)
i like misty because she got big tits
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Fat Titted PAWG

A woman that has fat breasts that gets subdued by swinger men. This woman is also required to have kids and the kids have to buy the fat titted pawgs swinger boyfriend beer.
Wow Aarons mom is such a fat titted pawg. Can’t believe Aaron always has to buy Fat Titted Pawgs swinger man beer, that guy honestly has it made.
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Tits

Two squishy bumps on ur chest that are beautiful any size, shape, or colour. Except blue. If u have blue tits u should probably go get that checked out.
Person 1: woahhh, her tits are HUUUGEE
Person 2: *punches person 1* RESPECT WOMEN
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Tit Job

A Tit Job is a good paying job that requires minimal skill and does not require any skills of expertise.
Feeling aTit requires little effort, but the reward is high. Thus, the word having a Tit Job is one of most ideal jobs one can have.
Hey Danny are you still working over at ABC company making sure people put money in the same slot all day long?
"Yup" . Man, you have such a Tit Job and you make $2000.00 a week. You have it made. I wish I could find a Tit Job like yours.
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satans tits

the embodiment of anything evil but yet very interesting or appealing to the eyes such as gems or specific coins or just something very fun to yell
C.j yelled satans tits while he pulled his dick out to show it to mrs. hall while mckaelyn bombarded him yelling jahal alman
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