meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015

Meat tap

To hit one with the meaty part of your cock.

"Albert, I'm gonna Meat tap Alex."

by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024

Meat sock

Clean version of cock sock

Meat sock aka, Cock sock

by Buuuuuuuuuuuuub February 12, 2019

meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

by Slabshack November 25, 2018

meat

i like meat

cows love being meat

by [e-mail] May 16, 2022

Bush Meat

When you call someone Bush meat, it's sort of an insult...like calling someone a cow or a goat, because that person is behaving like they are as brain dead as livestock.

Person A: I'm gonna add your insult definition to urban dictionary.
Person J: that would mean a lot, bro....
Person A: You're welcome, Bush meat.

by Thedarklol July 26, 2022

Corned Meat

Man meat with pieces of poop on (usually corn) after anal sex.
Also a reference to Corned Beef, which is also known as bully beef

"Bro don't you love eating Corned Meat?"
"Hell yeah brother, I love the chocolaty after taste!"

by Blyat lol I'm a philanthropist November 11, 2020