A out of this world being who has come to destroy all swans. He uses his powers to control ducks and attack human being who intervene. He attacks humans like he is an animal. He is a very cool at schoo and loves to wear the same shirt twice.
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Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.
This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"
HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"
HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"
HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
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