October 14

National suck your girls pussy day

“Yo it’s National October 14, go suck ur girls pussy.”

by LesbianLillyOrtiz October 8, 2020

22 october

when someone is born on this day you should suck his big old

sweaty dick

suck the guy thats born on 22 october

by snipermoke October 10, 2022

October 29

National... shortest friend in the friend group slaps the tallest friend in the friend group day.

Shortest friend: *to tallest friend* Yo, it’s October 29, bend down so I can slap the shit out of you

Tallest friend: *to everybody else* At least I can still give her birthday spankings

by Okiphionlopick October 29, 2019

October 8th

National bow down to ur queen day

bow down to ur queen of choice on October 8th

by lijahfamous September 25, 2021

3rd of October (Ashton)

Ashton's big boy birthday

NPC: "Hey! It's the 3rd of October (Ashton)! You know what that means?"
Y/N: "Ashton's BIG BOY birthday!"

by notwiz October 2, 2022

october 18

national spread a rumour day
just spread some rumours about whatever

on october 18, you spread rumours heehee

by caterrinaaa October 17, 2019

October 10th 2020

It is a special day because of two reasons.

Reason 1: It is 6969 days since the September 11th attacks
Reason 2: It is the 10 year anniversary of My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic

Hey, guess what, it's October 10th 2020, it's been 6969 days since 9/11!!!!

Or, alternatively

Ohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigosh-Rainbow Dash

What the hay is wrong RD????-Twilight Sparkle

A NEW DARING DO BOOK IS COMING OUT THEN!!!!--Rainbow Dash

AAAANNND, the bronies will be celebrating because it is going to be the 10th anniversary of the first episode of My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic!!--Pinkie-Pie

Yaaaaaay, we can all celebrate with Muffins!!!--Derpy

Wait, but what's a Brony, and What's "My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic"?--Flitterfloosh

Or ya know, October 10th, 2020 is just a date on the calendar.

by Dirds and Pinkie Ponk October 2, 2020