Fishing

The best hobby on the earth.

Guy: "Yesterday's fishing trip was awesome"

Other guy: "Nice, what did you catch?"

Guy: "I caught a HUUUGE Smallmouth Bass"

Other guy: "Damn thats big"

by KoltLeo July 15, 2022

Fish

A person who’s sole purpose in life is to donate his/her’s money at the poker table, other than that they’re worthless human beings because they are bad at playing a card game.

Wow that guy just went all in with complete garbage and got lucky…what a fish!

by Jokerizbadass January 30, 2022

Dick fishing

When a single woman or single gay man heads out looking for a hook-up, at a local bar.

Brigitte : Hey why is Tanya gettin all dressed up?
Kristen : It looks like she going out dick fishing again”

by superkustom December 13, 2019

Liquor Fish™

a person who consumes so much liquor that it is relatable to that of a fish breathing water;
a party-goer that plans to ingest all of the alcoholic libations provided by their hosts;
a person not supportive of the party spirit and selfish in drinking behavior;
a person that falls under the umbrella of DJ Khaled's "THEY"

Please don't be a Liquor Fish™ at my party this weekend, I only bought three cases of Natty Ice, 2 handles of Fireball, and a fifth of cranberry Burnetts.

Stop double fisting beers from our last case of PBR- you're being such a Liquor Fish™.

by baesedgod August 12, 2016

Feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.

Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

by Theodore H Biscuit October 14, 2010

Fish

It's in sushi

1:What's a fish?
2: Idk man all I know is that it's mighty fine in my sushi.

by DinoTea August 25, 2021

Fish bagel

A yeast infection. A vagina infected with a yeast infection.

Did you see that guy's mouth? Yeah, gross, looks like he ate fish bagel!

by Full price Kim February 25, 2020