simp

a silly or foolish person/a male putting the females before the males

jack is being a total simp

by spionic March 18, 2020

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Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023

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Simp

“Sniper Monkey.”

“Oh yeah, I’m a simp.”

“Bro, you’re pathetic. You’re really out here doing everything for a girl just get some vagina?”

“No. I’m a sniper monkey.”

by Redthewarrior July 11, 2023

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Simpful

Is a female worthy of simping

Oh saoirse is very simpful

by Oogaboogalooga June 19, 2020

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Simp

Someone that fakes emotion to get into bed with someone else.

Person 1: You’re really beautiful and kind and everything good in this world!
Person 2: Awe thank you, you’re so sweet!
Person 1: So you wanna chill sometime?
Person 2: Ugh you’re suck a simp!

by Infinite person November 20, 2020

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