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wana/b/e

immature preteens or newfags thinking they're cool by saying old /b/ memes
water.mellow: So one day..
gnomearc: COOL STORY BRO
water.mellow: you're such a moron
gnomearc: no u
water.mellow: ugh, what a wana/b/e!
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e-joker

A friend or co-worker whose only objective in life seems to be looking for funny (or supposed to be funny) stuff in the net and then force you to look at it together with him.
.George: "I can't believe they haven't fired Mark yet."

John: "I fear the editor in chief is starting to love all that goddamn spam stuff he keeps mailing to the whole office all the day... That's what an e-joker does."

George: "Oh... Ok. I'm off."

Mark:"Hey George, did you checked your e-mail recently? Huh? Huh?"
by The Great Slug September 30, 2009
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e-phone

The iphone has infiltrated every aspect of society...and so has being, looking or acting "emo." It's only natural that a hyper emotional consumer of culture would be called e-phone. Use it to describe an overtly emotional wreck/wannabee who just doesn't have anything together. You might be feeling e-phone just reading this...it's ok just unnecessarily whine and it should be over soon.

Bands, people and things can be e-phone.
Example 1.)
Jessica: "This party's sick. Wait, look at Sean crying over there...in the corner."

Mark: "Yeah, why is he always sooo e-phone."
Example 2.)

"Look at his outfit....black mascara, side swept dyed hair, blasting to The Spill Canvas on his i-phone. So e-phone
by I'm not opinionated January 14, 2010
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E-PUNK

E-PUNK is a under ground sub-genre that is basically
Electronic/Punk
it can also be called Digi-Punk, and 8-bit punk.
The music is mostly 8-bit and Punk Beatz.
E-PUNK is not nintendocore.

To round up E-PUNK its just NES GG ALLIN.
I KILLED TECHNO- Digi-punk never sounded so good!

BANDS THAT ARE E-PUNK/DIGI-PUNK
I KILLED TECHNO
A MANNEQUINS SMILE
ZATHURA
ROFLCOPTER
NO BRIGADE
IGPPIMU

SONGS: i killed techno-eating my heart whole
by James Mullaley January 6, 2010
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E-gument

an argument over the internet, usually in a chatroom.
Dragonslayer9: Emogician you suck dragon cock.

Emogician: your mother licked my sweaty taint.

Trinitystud: E-guments suck.
by Zazzpotato January 10, 2010
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e-midge

Meaning a small or short emo.
e- (emo) midge

for example a 10th grader may be allowed to call a emo 7th grader an e-midge cuz the 7th grader is smaller in height
guy 1 (17): DAYUM! look at that 14 year old.. SUCH AN E-MIDGE!

girl 2 (16): OMGAWD your right!
by Suicidal_Muffin June 29, 2009
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E-Therapy

What one resorts to when they cannot afford real therapy.
Person One: "I need serious help, but I cant afford it."

Person Two: "Dude, just go to an online forum and list your problems, E-Therapy is the way to go!"
by captainbreeze May 18, 2009
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