Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.

Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.

Cleetys's Asshole by RockLicka September 8, 2020

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Horse’s Ass

A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer

Man Jim has the worst luck, he really is a Horse’s Ass

Horse’s Ass by TiberiusC October 8, 2020

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Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze

“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”

Richard’s Ascot by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021

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Girl's Ass

The reason we all exist without it were dead

Hey that girl's ass was huge

Girl's Ass by Hot boy 6776 June 8, 2021

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cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole

my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.

cat's asshole by an idiot :) September 16, 2021

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Brim's ass hairs

Brim is short for Brimstone, we all know his cake is thicker than Reyna's cake. Brims ass hair is essentially pubes which stands for dick hair, however in this case we are explaining his ass hairs. His ass hairs are pretty thick and soft. If you decide to touch it, it wont hurt you. It can be a little bit wet sometimes, but that's not the issue here. In all, Brim's ass hairs stand for brims ass cheek pubes.

Brim's ass hairs is the hair that is located on brimstone (Character from valorant)'s ass

Brim's ass hairs by brim simper December 20, 2021

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Jebb’s Ass

Fucking Magnificent.

Jahmal: Did you see Jebb’s ass?
Tyrone: Hell yeah I did, it was fucking magnificent!

Jebb’s Ass by TerrenceBeatz January 12, 2022

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