super poop

when your poop fires out at 600 mph and its watery

he had a super poop

by frysfpos July 21, 2019

POOP

sometimes brown or green. its a human garbage disposal in a way, and half the time it smells like a bitch rolling in mud with dirty shoes and rotten eggs all over her.

i just pooped in the toilet.

by greenaligatorwithmouthopen August 6, 2018

poop

yummy 🥺🥺⛓⛓⛓⛓🥀🥀🥀🥀

poop is yummy

by very cool girl August 10, 2021

Poop Shoes

Slang for hi-top shoes.

Ayyy, man got the poop shoes on.

by wkgrah January 5, 2022

Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.

Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.

by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023

poom poop

When a really autistic guy talks about feces

OR the idea of women sharting out their puss

Guy: "Darel can you hop on Fortnite?"
Darel (autism): "narrhh irm doinsg a poom poop"
Guy: "what"
Darel: "eheueuhrhrhe"

Girl: "I'm really glad poom poop isn't a real thing"
other girl: "yh me too.. *poom poops*"

by THEpoompoop May 27, 2024

The poop sweats

When your lower belly aches, you feel a sudden hot rush to your butthole but can't get to the shitter anytime soon. The sweats kick in and you're forced to wait in pure agony until the feeling passes.

Man, that mexican from last night really gave me the poop sweats.

by Bjakeolsaari95 May 7, 2020