Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.
This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?
Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
by 2sukamukmcguck May 23, 2024
Get the Swedish rollmug. Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.
Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.
Or
"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"
Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.
Or
"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"
by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018
Get the Shoulda Rolledmug. 
The action of lowering your window while driving down the interstate sticking your butt out and having explosive diarrhoea on every car you pass
My buddy and I went down the inter state and he was rolling colon and it was the worst thing I've ever smelled.
by Jiffy3 May 14, 2021
Get the Rolling Colonmug. 
To get in the car, and drive!
by gwdevos January 1, 2024
Get the roll steelmug. This happenes when a two or more people have played dungeon and dragons* for an extensive amount of time and make jokes of rolling d&d** dice in real life.
*a table game
**short for dungeons and dragons
*a table game
**short for dungeons and dragons
Hey we are late to class! Who goes in first?
Lets all role a d20* for initiative
Did you just do a D&D dice roll?
Yep.
* d20 is a dice used in dungeon and dragons that has 20 faces
Lets all role a d20* for initiative
Did you just do a D&D dice roll?
Yep.
* d20 is a dice used in dungeon and dragons that has 20 faces
by finvincible July 26, 2016
Get the D&D dice rollmug.