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James King

A man who thinks hes hard driving around without a license and thinks hes big cuz hes from bolton
U fr acting like james king
by Puppylover56 August 23, 2023
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Harry James

A saucy minx who when paired with his blue nike mercurials will whip a top bin swaz finesse shot at grange Astro turf. He is also a virgin.
Yo blud, your girl is bare harry james ennit.
by Kettle Lips September 18, 2020
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James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.
Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.
by TedHate43 September 7, 2025
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James

by USdabqueen November 15, 2022
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JAMES

THANK JAMES I GOT PAID EARLY
by Jamesworshipper December 21, 2020
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James Mars

Hahahaha should’ve seen me last night, I was such a James Mars.
by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020
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James

Retarded ass nigga that has down syndrome probably the most stupidest
Johnny: yo do you know James?
Michael: Yea he's retarded
Johnny: oh nah
by SkibidiMale3 March 27, 2024
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