octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

pro-fucking-essional

A mesoclitic use of "fucking" for emphasis or sarcasm from "professional".

You should hire me, I'm a pro-fucking-essional.

by jesusmotherassfuckingchrfist November 11, 2020

Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

by cummy2 September 29, 2020

The Fucking Ev

Have period sex , cum in her ass , chant ev while u cum then both don’t clean up, go for a 100km run then come back And fuck her in her filthy cum ass and then cum in a jar and use the blood cum poo cocktail for Seasoning for the wagu beef for dinner and make sure to grunt Ev the entire time.

The fucking Ev

by JoshMaccas October 21, 2020

This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.

Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!

by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

a phrase that only chaotic attack on titan fuckers on twitter use while the rest of twitter is confused with all the attack on titan layouts (aka, erens titan form as the pfp and the background picture as “the final attack begins”)

*24hrs before the final season is release*
person 1: attack on titan is-
person 2: LETS FUCKING GOOOO
person 1: what. anyways, attack on titan is-
person 2: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
person 1: STAY BACKKK 🤺 GAH DAYUM I SAID GET BACK CHAOTIC ATTACK ON TITAN FUCKER🤺

by gahdayum December 5, 2020

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

a phrase that only chaotic attack on titan fuckers on twitter use while the rest of twitter is confused with all the attack on titan layouts (aka, erens titan form as the pfp and the background picture as “the final attack begins”)

*24hrs before the final season is release*
person 1: attack on titan is-
person 2: LETS FUCKING GOOOO
person 1: what. anyways, attack on titan is-
person 2: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
person 1: STAY BACKKK 🤺 GAH DAYUM I SAID GET BACK CHAOTIC ATTACK ON TITAN FUCKER🤺

by gahdayum December 5, 2020