shit fart seperator

The part of you butt (your cossey)that lets farts leave and keeps the shit in your ass.

Schmits shit fart seperator didn't work so when he shat he had to shcmit because he got poo on his chode hairs

by concrete lab October 17, 2008

Fart Yourself To Sleep

When it's bedtime so you fart yourself to sleep by going under the blankets and creating a fart box until you pass out in your own farts.

Ricky: "I can't sleep"
Danny: "You should fart yourself to sleep, I do it every night"

by WeBeYolo July 15, 2018

laundry nigga fart

When a male of African descent proceeds to fart in the clean laundry then making him have to clean it again.

Nigga sex turtle

Laundry nigga fart

by GuacamoleNiggaPenis037 September 2, 2019

Fart baloon III

A baloon that is blown up using dehydrated farts.

To blow up baloons using the fart baloon III method is very economical. Save your shit for a few months , then put your big pile of shit into an industrial dehydrator. Eat the dehydrated shit and wait a couple hours. By then you will have a considerable amount of gas. Then simply use the Fart baloon II method to fill some baloons. If you do not know the fart baloon II method then google it.Tie your fart baloons to a lawn chair, sit in it and you will be able to float at least 20 feet up if you use about 30 fart baloons.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 20, 2017

period milk fart

when u on ur period and he nut in u and u queef it out. :)

It was the grossest thing I've ever done in my life. I didn't mean to period milk fart on his bed but he just pulled out too fast.

by jeanjerker September 1, 2016

musty cum fart

After one has anal sex with his partner he/she lets out a fart after being came in people often describe it as a musty smell hence the name musty cum fart

Man #1: oh god
Man #2: what?
Man #1: I just remeber when pyper let out a musty cum fart last night
Man #2: ew why did you have to tell me?
Man #1 you asked you dipshit

by Mr.Big but skinny penis August 10, 2018

Dog Shit Fart

A fart that is comparable to a fresh pile that a dog has just pushed out. Usually a fowel smell that has the potential to clear a large room of people. Not to be confused with a normal smelly fart. Dog shit farts make the farter want to itch his sphincter after release similar to a dog trying to wipe it's ass using the rug or carpet. This term is also known as a DSF.

"Mike had ruined my dinner because he had a dog shit fart in the kitchen"

by CPal21 September 14, 2011