Josh moment

A moment that can be compared with the dumbest things someone can do at any given time.

“My mile time is 9 minuets and 95 seconds.”
(Josh moment)

by DoorKnocker October 2, 2017

Stapler Test Moment

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.

“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”

by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022

Nick moment

Being so fanomanaly retarded that you misspell phenomenally and sometimes you will have cats on curtains

bruh Yoshi curtain that's a Nick moment

by Pieper picked a dildo July 30, 2022

VIP moment

when you feel yourself for everyone to see. take your girls to a city like las vegas or miami and live it up.

you

this court is going to award you a VIP Moment! you and yo girls; i’m finna give you an addition 5 thousand dollars from ME.

And you take yo girls to vegas and party like it’s 1999.

- Steve Harvey

by chilly615 March 17, 2022

an elise moment

When someone starts talking about something they don't have a clue about and start making it up as they go.
Or
Someone who messes up Bad or mistakes something or someone for something or someone else

OMG Megan had no idea what she was talking about in science. She was having such an Elise moment.

by DreamingAbout153 March 1, 2017

melting moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit

my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me

by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024

Bruh Moment

A moment in which something bad or disappointing happens to someone or something, usually resulting in the 'victim' or observer saying Bruh.

Can also be said ironcally or jokingly, usually in the context of a meme. When something not epic happens.

ex. You're in the middle of an intense moment in a video game, and the computer / system suddenly dies.

ex. A person asks for examples of a bruh moment, and they get nothing

ex. A person had been waiting to use the restroom for a long time, and just before they get to the toilet, they do it in their pants.

by sspring10234 September 17, 2019