They are a bunch of spoiled little white kids who fuck anything they see, from a dog (literally happened) to a tree, or even a real-life girl if they are lucky. If they are in a relationship they are more than likely cheating. They say the n-word so much that you need to do a double-take on what year this is. Other than that, in their free time they vape and smoke marijuana.
"This guy got me high, and I let him hit just to find out he has a girlfriend of 2 years"
"Was he one of those Cranford Guys"
"Yeah..."
"Was he one of those Cranford Guys"
"Yeah..."
by lastloss November 5, 2023
Get the Cranford Guysmug. People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
Get the Has been sexiest guy/girlmug. Example 1: Beck Oliver from victorious seems like he is supposed to be a jerk but he really is the Tough good guy.
Example 2: Diego from Ice Age seems like bad guy but he’s the Tough Good Guy
Example 2: Diego from Ice Age seems like bad guy but he’s the Tough Good Guy
by The Lloyd November 25, 2019
Get the The tough good guymug. Robust-Face Pretty-Guy is a male aesthetic archetype referring to a certain beauty standard for men. It stands in contrast to the Chad archetype and the hypermasculine archetype.
Robust-Face Pretty-Guy means the facial bones are robust and projected outwards (cheekbones, brow ridge, jawline, chin) while the skin and hair are smooth and pretty.
RFPG is the most commonly highly rated beauty standard for men, rated by women of all categories. It is ranked as more handsome than Chad.
Robust-Face Pretty-Guy means the facial bones are robust and projected outwards (cheekbones, brow ridge, jawline, chin) while the skin and hair are smooth and pretty.
RFPG is the most commonly highly rated beauty standard for men, rated by women of all categories. It is ranked as more handsome than Chad.
by Habibicatty November 10, 2024
Get the Robust-Face Pretty-Guymug. the guy who goes to an all you can eat buffet in minneapolis and eats all the fried chicken at the place
he even looks for scraps under skirts
he even looks for scraps under skirts
by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020
Get the Additional Helping Guymug. Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”
by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018
Get the old guy in surfwisemug. Guy Hardimon is a pretty mad guy, get it? Guy and guy. Oh I crack myself up. Anyway he has braces, got his L's and knows about everyone who ever lived.
by definitelynotrhys March 9, 2010
Get the Guy Hardimonmug.