Only the best sex ever. Send texts of what you wish you were doing to the other person but know you never will. Get texts back of what they are pretending to do to you but you will really only ever do it to your self. Text sex - the worlds new way of pretending to have sex.
by Matt111 January 13, 2008
Get the text sex mug.Erotic hypnosis, see also "hypnosex" (non hyphenated version of same word). Using hypnosis in a sexual manner that may or may not culminate ultimately in orgasm.
by MrE2u2 August 27, 2007
Get the hypno-sex mug.Another way of having kinky sex only in a more perverted manner.Also used in pornographic material today.
by scooterfreak94 December 15, 2008
Get the Freaky Sex mug.by Larry Bell January 2, 2009
Get the sex fox mug.Fig. 1: "Dude, this lasagne is beyond sex on toast."
Fig. 2: "Oh, my God. Your couch is SO sex on toast."
Fig. 3: "Did you see the booty on that bitch? Sex on toast, man. Sex On Toast."
Fig. 2: "Oh, my God. Your couch is SO sex on toast."
Fig. 3: "Did you see the booty on that bitch? Sex on toast, man. Sex On Toast."
by Bolognaise August 12, 2008
Get the Sex on toast mug.A person who always wants to take and not give anything while in the act of having sex. This may be someone who forces his partner for a blowjob, handjob, or positions which requires no participation from this person (Like woman-on-top) and won't do the honor to satisfy his / her partner.
This comes from the popular word couch potato, basically describing someone who is lazy, sitting on the couch and watching TV (yes, without bothering to entertain the TV set once he's done)
This comes from the popular word couch potato, basically describing someone who is lazy, sitting on the couch and watching TV (yes, without bothering to entertain the TV set once he's done)
Kate: I left Joe 'coz he was such a sex potato, I was completely tired.
Mary: God, that must be like slavery! Glad you left him. Date an athlete this time
Mary: God, that must be like slavery! Glad you left him. Date an athlete this time
by troPunk June 12, 2010
Get the Sex Potato mug.Multiple photos (usually of hot female celebrities) combined with perverted porn and text, somewhat mosaic in style, invented by webmaster/photographer Evan Steel of PalaceofGlamour.com.
"Man, than Steel chick knows how to re-do a Paris Hilton pic in "PhotoArt-Sex" so that it REALLY gets a dick or clit ROCK HARD!"
by Clitlynn Stryker October 20, 2008
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