hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods

Code name for being hung over after a night of heavy drinking; commonly used in dorms

Man 1: Where is Jack?

Man 2: He's not up yet he is probably hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods.

by Jbird24 January 1, 2008

Wrapped up like burritoes

When a person/people are covered up almost to their necks in bed...

Hey it's not that cold out -- why are we sleeping here, wrapped up like burritoes?

by Needa Life February 8, 2009

He don’t like Twinkie’s

They be nasty to some

There is a certain tom that hates Them

it’s safe to say he don’t like Twinkie’s

by Aghhhhhn May 6, 2019

Snap the ball like a Sandwich

Phrase used by football Coach Tim Landis (touchdown Timmy) to describe how the football was snapped to the quarterback. True definition may never be know but the interpreted meaning is that it was a "bad snap"

"Paul you snap the ball like a sandwich"

by XbBalla December 13, 2009

Do you like apples

A rhetorical question asked to a female and no matter the answer the next question is "do you wanna go fuck?"

A great first question to ask in a bar - if she makes a face and slaps you she is a stuck up bitch, but if she says "sure" shes a Hoebag. Eather way you know what kind of girl your talking to.

Tom " Hey Jenny, do you like apples?" Jenny "No but I like strawberries, and they are in season." Tom "No shit, do you wanna go fuck?"

by Un10nCarb1d4 December 16, 2010

like ducks on a june bug

The predicate that compares one thing that is greatly attracted to another. A similar expression to "like white on rice", or "all over him like a cheap suit".

Ex. 1 - "You'd better not insult my girl, Bessy-Sue, no mo 'bout wearin that mumu or I'll be on you like ducks on a June bug". (Implies aggression)

Ex. 2 - "Yes Ma, I'll be on top of my homework like ducks on a June bug". (Implies diligence)

by MeDavebo June 30, 2008

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by Nugget bugget March 1, 2018