king john school

if you go to king john school good luck as it’s an absolute SHITHOLE and has nothing but STDs. if you go there the teachers are absolutes bellends as they only have favourites and stuck up pricks. it’s proper rough and shit school. lmao they got INADEQUATE on offsted and their GCSEs are crap and the teachers are hairy fanny lickers

i went to King John School!
lol that’s sad

king john school by hashtag mffff August 16, 2020

homeless john

Homeless John is used to describe someone who is extremely skilled, clinically insane, or someone who possesses hardcore survival skills (or all of the above). The phrase originates from Homeless John, a being that was so drunk and in so much debt that he travelled across the United States several times. He was enlisted in the Vietnam War and witnessed the killing of John alongside Daryl and Mr. Krabs. When he returned home to the USA, he was beaten for being a "war-mongering piece of shit". He claimed that he didn't know if they were Viet Cong or civilians (he knew). Later, Homeless John found himself in extreme debt to the Syrian government, so he sold his brother to them in exchange for alcohol, Cheetos, and two whole cents.

C: Hey, Dave! How was that hiking trip with Harold?
D: Harold got lost for 8 days but we met up again. He somehow found fresh water and a source of food.
C: He's such a Homeless John.

Yo, who the FUCK is this xX6AlssBeeter9Xx kid?!?! He just shot me from halfway across the fucking map! He's such a fucking Homeless John.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is... well, let's just say he's a Homeless John.

homeless john by Daryl2 December 3, 2020

Michael John Extreme 

Weed
(Can also be called Michael John Premier Edition)

Person 1- do you want to get Michael John Extreme for tomorrow
Person 2- hell yeah dude

Michael John Extreme by whatyoulikeyou March 2, 2021

nigga john

a big ball horny cat named nigga john

damn that horny nigga john cat is really horny and has big balls

nigga john by MyNameIsBrandon May 7, 2021

Nova Johansson 

A really wonderful person who truly is my best friend and is literally one of the reasons I am alive

Nova Johansson is so beautiful, she looks like a model!

Nova Johansson by tyradinmyra May 22, 2021

mar john

A person who has a lot of characteristics. That loves to care and support his/her love ones. Someone who enjoyed things where his/her personality show off. Who also cracks jokes that are often corny. A wholesome and extraordinary.

I want to have mar john for a lifetime.

mar john by Keiyn June 9, 2021

Long John Silver's 

A fast food chain that always annoys customers

Long John Silver's is the best.

Long John Silver's by gcollier July 14, 2021