John

A common white man name

(Blackperson) hi im john

(Whight john) super radical dude

by ×*\&&÷&&!!&\'\!&.!.-.!.!,-&.=, July 31, 2019

John

A john is a short guy who steps on a person's crops for fuhn

John stepped on a crip

by Cjdkjfjfificjfjfjkfkfkfk November 5, 2019

Poppy John

A bastard of a cat owned by only legends of the game, This creature is also a bit of a animal when it comes to the bed room.

Girl Cat:OMG is that poppy John
Other Girl Cat: That is thee Sir John
Girl Cat: Wow

by One PJ November 7, 2019

John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper

It's John Paul Jones

by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019

John

John a man with a super small penis and can't please his wife in bed so he had to buy a sex doll

Damn he got a small dick John

by Beth691236 November 11, 2019

John F.

Literally the worst person ever and a little bitch. Posts lots of shitty memes to the group chat. I hope he goes bye-bye

Hey, have you heard of John F.? Nope, me neither, he's a little bitch tho!

by thespam November 11, 2019

John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.

Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again

by Not so gay November 15, 2019