SIMP

Super
Intense

Minecraft
Player

person 1: are you a simp
person 2: yes

by axolotldoesstuff_0 February 10, 2022

Simp-dar

6th sense, an ability for a girl to recognize that a boy is a simp

"a gal needs a good simp-dar to stay out of trouble"

by scribequeen February 12, 2022

Simp

You

Jeff: bro I just gave a ton of stuff to my girl

Jeffery: Jeff bro your such a simp

by OliveGarden4Life March 29, 2022

Simp

A male friend who practices a "hoes before bros" approach to decision making.

Friend 1 - Is Kaushal going to be ripping some apex tonight?
Friend 2 - nah, he said he's gotta go to the airport to pick up his girlfriend who arrives tonight. They haven't seen each other in months.
Friend 1 - what a simp.

by Sweet5t March 30, 2022

SIMP

Also known as Skill Issue Mental Disorder

Ex: this guy has SIMP lmao

by some dude lmao March 30, 2022

SIMP

also known as Skill Issue Mental Paralaysis

this guy has SIMP lmao

by some dude lmao March 30, 2022

Simp

It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them. This applies to males in relationships when they are so submissive that they say literally anything to be in favor with the female.

Ben: “You’re right, I don’t need girls that are friends in my life. Or friends in general. Or these testicles, they’re all yours”

Yevette: “No shit simp. Now go put another photo of me on Facebook saying how great I am”

by TXtruth April 1, 2022