Simp

When your obsessing over something or a some one.

My friend: don't simp over him.
Me: me? Simp? Puh lease I don't simp...I CRUSH.

My friend: okay...Then...dont...crush...over...him...I guess?

by XXXThat.one.emo.girlXXX December 7, 2020

Simp Brain

An affliction affecting primarily female "influencers" whereby they are unable to receive criticism or have their beliefs challenged due to over represented simp feedback.

Facts don't matter to Sally, she has simp brain.

by Nerd158 January 2, 2024

Simp

A person that spends all his time with his girlfriend and never with the guys. He never disobeys his girlfriend out of fear of losing her .

Jad Sawaya is a simp .

by BoulesHanna December 17, 2023

Simp

Hudson Bossen

Here comes the man, the myth, the simp, Hudson.

by Lilrichard February 13, 2020

Simp

Simp “ Shadowed Incarnate of Malevolent Power" a customary nickname that all dark lords, including Darth Boombyeyay. This nickname signifies their role as apprentices under the tutelage of these formidable dark lords.

Upon completing his rigorous training under the dark lord Darth Boombyeyay, the apprentice was bestowed the moniker of 'Simp', signifying his emergence as a formidable disciple of the dark side."

by How 2 man June 1, 2023

simp call

when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company

I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.

by rjavalon May 29, 2022

simp

taylor

taylor: ale -
everyone: haha simp

by stellvs September 18, 2020