flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.

"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."

by MacyLynn October 2, 2011

bendin the rules

Being excessive, like stunning on em with the fresh and clean of all stuffs( can be clothing's, jewel or phones 2).

A: Yo I just got the iPhone 9 s plus
B: Dayuuuuum, the 9 s plus, you bendin the rules right now.

by dogger41 February 6, 2017

Prison City Rules

In small press publishing that's code:

No erotic content, but other than that NO HOLDS BARRED

The Ethereal Gazette was noted for it's STRICT house rules rivaling the mentality of the Duggar household but aspects that differ as he defined to another who was doing anthologies, another editor knew the rules he coined -- other publishing imprints know this as Prison City Rules. No erotic content but no holds barred. Rule out sexual content but time the swearing, go for subject matter that's ideologically sensitive and able to address social issues when pulling this off. The Issue Five roster embodied the Prison City Rules approach.

by illinoishorrorman June 8, 2018

Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

there are no rules in love and law

When you don't believe in rules you say...

There are no rules in love and law

by Wanderer456 November 20, 2019

Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

Yancy County Rules

Playing any popular game with the simplest rules possible.

Yancy County Rules in this house!
Rock, paper, scissors is played 1,2,3 SHOOT.

Beer Pong doesn't involve "On Fire" "Island rule" or any confusing trickery! You get one rerack.

by Baroness November 12, 2020