Mexican Time Bomb

A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.

Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.

by Manginas Matter May 8, 2021

Mexican Pinball

The art of navigating through any store, event, or venue (especially in the Southwest) and sucessfully avoiding being run into by unsupervised Mexican children running amok.

We go to the store the other day, and we ended up spending more time playing Mexican Pinball than we did shopping!

by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015

mexican car ride

When you take something you don't want or need out to the desert and leave it.

Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...

by Trashcan_Fuckyou April 25, 2024

Mexican Street Corn

When you’re having sex with a woman with a yeast infection and her period starts, covering your dick with cottage cheese discharge and blood

Bro: How was Paisley?
You: Dude, she totally Mexican Street Corned me!

by Ewwwgrossdude February 12, 2023

Mexican Photoshop

When you are too cheap to buy actual photoshop, you install GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program).

Hey man, this mac doesn't have anything to edit photos. I'm going to install mexican photoshop.

by rmrf December 13, 2016

Mexican mud mask

When you shit on your partner’s face and cover and rub it in like a traditional face mask.

I gave Tracy a Mexican mud mask and she thinks it’s making her skin better

by Hank d tank March 3, 2025

Mexican Laughy Gas

when you fart into a dip spitter and close the lid real quick. When your friend opens the bottle to spit in it he/she gets the full effect of Mexican Laughy Gas

Scissorhands needed to spit so bad so i gave him the bottle on the floor, bad for him it had Mexican Laughy Gas inside

by Jersey Wave March 29, 2010