Chocolate Kisses

anal poopies

I love to pack those chocolate kisses deep in my girl

by RoninSepuku September 04, 2023

Daddys kiss

A Cleveland hospitality staple. A classic shot of the shittiest gin the bar has to offer. A warm botanical comfort all but required to deal with misery and dread of living in Cleveland.

“A perverted burn with a naughty twist. Nothing reminds you and helps you forget childhood traumas like a daddys kiss”

by Msadler3 February 09, 2023

National Kiss a Band Kid Day

National Kiss a Band Kid Day is celebrated on the 14th of May. It's a day to kiss band kids

Man I can't wait to kiss a band kid on National Kiss a Band Kid Day

by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 15, 2025

Occitanian Kiss

A French Kiss that is a lot further south than normal.

She felt her belt being undone for an occitanian kiss.

by ApricotFields May 23, 2025

Kiss me in the dark .

When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .

I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .

by DirtyOldMan420 December 31, 2020

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.

While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.

by Zeus’Throne October 14, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter

Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…

by bussyslurper June 21, 2024