When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.
by naked jen November 2, 2018
Get the Poseidon's Kissmug. Term used to describe the intimate connection made with a person when you sit down on a toilet seat they previously warmed up.
"Uhg, I just Kardashian-kissed Mike from accounting."
"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "
"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."
"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "
"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."
by otterpop206 December 14, 2013
Get the Kardashian-kissedmug. by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 16, 2025
Get the Nationial Kiss a Band Kid Daymug. John: "Did you hear that Vincent got a Crimean Kiss?"
Jared: "What happened?"
John: "Lisa hugged and kissed Vincent yesterday, shortly before tying him to the bed and raping him."
Jared: "What happened?"
John: "Lisa hugged and kissed Vincent yesterday, shortly before tying him to the bed and raping him."
by MaximeAesthetica February 14, 2023
Get the Crimean Kissmug. (The definition is not limited to this one specified definition).
Any gender of a human being who insults you too much, but then wants to have sex with you, flirts with you, or sends you a "xoxo".
Any gender of a human being who insults you too much, but then wants to have sex with you, flirts with you, or sends you a "xoxo".
Person 1. "Hey, so there's this girl that insulted me so many times... but now we French kissed."
Person 2. "Careful bud, that's the kiss of a whore."
Person 2. "Careful bud, that's the kiss of a whore."
by anonymous September 2, 2023
Get the Kiss of a whoremug. When you lay on your back on a bed with your head hanging off the side with your tongue out, and your partner stands above you and lowers her pussy over your mouth. You then kiss the Blarney Stone….over and over and over!
My brother in law Chris recently told me how Dawn, my sister, cums quickly when he Kiss the Blarney Stone. She loves being over him and getting a unique licking motion. Reminded me of the good old days!
by Davele’s Lair October 28, 2021
Get the Kiss the Blarney Stonemug. national kiss cheek day is on april 12 .. where you can only kiss people on they cheeks not they lips .
by Natisa April 11, 2019
Get the national kiss cheek daymug.