Jesse moment

The act of ignoring your friends for an extended period of time

Person 1: Hey man you seen Joe lately?

Person 2: yeah like a month ago

Person 1: wow Jesse moment

by The choochinator August 15, 2021

Matteo moment

A matteo moment is used when we have to describe something or someone that has harassed a child before.

That child just got kidnapped, matteo moment!

by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023

Mazda moment

Basically a mazza moment, but the Mazda car company

"Lad, I just got a job"
"That's a Mazda moment"

by Krillington December 7, 2021

McCoidy Moment

A moment when you tell a unfunny joke, either repetitive of another or just a terrible joke, and nobody laughs in the space of 5 seconds

Man: You send your nudes to space aha You: sit yo ass down, McCoidy moment

by Alex white September 28, 2022

Kaiden moment

Kaiden is an awkward 8th grade boy we’re basing this on he’s a shy soccer boy one time he kicked the ball instead of hitting it in volleyball in PE due to his soccer player genes. He’s very clumsy and knocked a girl over in pe and just stood there like the standing emoji and walked away awkwardly not knowing what to say.

Boy: “omg that kid just pushed me and didn’t even say sorry and just looked at me awkwardly not knowing what to say”
Girl: “omg Kaiden momenttt”

by Dani33 September 22, 2021

Imaan moment

When your next guess in wordle has the same incorrectly placed letter in the same position

Make sure you don't have an Imaan moment in the next guess.

*plead* (e in word wrong position)
*trees* (Imaan moment)

by Batman'sLostCousinDownstairs February 22, 2022

Dorio's Moment

1. A time when you struggle explaining basic down-to Earth things and instead use a combination of words which combined meaning is close to the one you are trying to refer to.

2. Making a stupid English mistake, as you can no longer speak English.

3. When an immigrant struggle expressing themselves in English.

1. Dorio's Moment occurs when someone says "Speak of the Evil " instead of "Speak of the Devil".
2. Dorio's Moment occurs when someone spells "trek you" instead of "trick you"
3. Dorio's Moment occurs when someone says :"I woke up this morning and part of my forehead was coming out the skin" . ( Instead of I woke up this morning and my forehead was peeling).

by iscripturienti July 31, 2017